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by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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Screech

a singin style mostly used in black metal.
like growl in death metal butt in higher tone and screeching tecunique.
Mayhem early vocal was a bit like screeching and a bit like growl, Emperor vocal is pure fucking good screeching even so i'ts even higher then Dark funeral reguler screeching
by blackpoom September 2, 2006
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Stretch

Ashely Storey is stretch
by Stretch July 10, 2014
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ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.
I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.
by April Arsenic January 26, 2009
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scratcher

Ones Bed after a particullary rigorus weekend of shagging.
I had to get outa the scratcher at 12.20 and change the sheets on monday there was so much hard stuff onthe sheets,, aughhh.
by xand May 2, 2003
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Scratching

Means to be thinking. Like when you are thinking you scratch your head.
person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothin, I'm just scratching about what im doing this weekend.?
by Drika February 28, 2009
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