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The Screemu

When you are having vaginal sex and as soon as the female starts screaming you splatter paint of all colors on her body
Me and Chelsea did The Screemu last night.
by A nerd April 22, 2017
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screenslip

(verb. used without object): to mistakenly type and send a chat message to the wrong recipient in gtalk, AIM, or comparable program.
(on AIM)
Sallystrut32: My Mother just got diagnosed with cancer.

Jackson5: LOL!!

Sallystrut32: You're sick.

Jackson5: Nah, baby, it was just a screenslip!
by DCW1984 June 10, 2008
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Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)
Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.
by taqqa November 10, 2019
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scree-fise

Started as a typo long ago on an obscure mailing list, the 'scree-fise' have developed into a modern myth.

Scree-fise are an invading alien race. To survive, they need certain human body parts, most notably, kidneys and eyes. Corpses are often found missing these body parts.

Scree-fise reproduce by laying a parasite into a host, which takes over the host and turns it into an adult scree-fise. This takes time, however; within one month, the parasite can be removed by simply kicking the parasite sharply. After one month but before three months, the parasite may be removed with surgery, and with lasting side-effects similar to Type I diabetes. The parasite is unremovable after three months.

Scree-fise also have a 'lig form, which is a eight-full tall killing machine with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It is believed that changing from normal adult to 'lig form is irreversable; other forms (such as piscine or centipedal) are rumored but not confirmed.

Scree-fise biology is suspectable to an indiverse number of acids and other compounds; luckily, these are concentrated in a good strong mango tea. In fact, if frequently drunk, the scree-fise will not be interested in you as a victim, for it makes your system dangerous for consumption or egg laying.

Unfortunately for humanity, the Scree-Fise have had enough time to insinuate theirselves in positions of power, such as CEOs of media corporations and political bigwigs. They are using this to hide the fact of their existance, and their movements are for now unknown to humanity at large.

Scree-fise have also been featured in Omlevex Comics.
Beware, my child. The scree-fise run wild tonight, and they come for your eyes and kidneys.
by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004
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screemin scrammin

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.
1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"
by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008
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Screepo

Screepo= a Scary + Creepy person. A synonym/another way to call someone "creepy" but with the added dimension of being "scary" - a.k.a dangerous and potentially harmful.

It's usually a male who stares at women and makes them feel uncomfortable in public places, such as a bar or club; in addition, he also maintains a persona of a serial killer or something of the sort. It is not someone girls can just say "Eww creepy", but they have to physically remove themselves from the presence of the Screepo because of the element of danger associated with him.
Two girls at a bar
Girl 1: Eww that guy gives me the creeps
Girl 2: That's not just a creepy guy, that's a screepo. Let's bounce.
by LalaandLu September 20, 2010
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screemin ian

When your in a hotel and run out of lube and go get terriyaki sauce and then proceed to sleep in a tub full of it.
Hey did you here the screemin Ian last night.
Yeah I bet he had a sweet and salty mess.
by Shadowfury July 8, 2016
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