I know the diner is closed, but perhaps if you show the gentleman your scaldis boobs he will open the shop and sell you that cookie you want.
by henrytheviii June 30, 2009
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Correct Pronunciation: skal-uh-muh-fawsh-lean.
Correct Pronunciation: skal-uh-muh-fawsh-lean.
by Jimmylamanz March 17, 2011
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An Irish word said with alot of emphasis on the "a" sound, often elongated for dramatic effect. The word is the exact opposite of munya and means something bad and it typically applies to something rather than someone, but in severe cases the latter can be applied.
paddy 1: did you get the bag sorted?
Paddy 2: nah, this plug doesn't to tic.
Paddy 1: what a scaldy prick!
Paddy 2: nah, this plug doesn't to tic.
Paddy 1: what a scaldy prick!
by PolishGuy6298 April 26, 2020
Get the Scaldy mug.1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
Get the Fail Scale mug.an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.
John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply
by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010
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by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009
Get the The Flush Scale mug.just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
by earpuller November 22, 2010
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