Scootacakemiaphile

Scootacakemiaphile is a person who has sexual intercourse with a scooter that is on. You will gently insert your male genitalia into the exhaust pipe wich should be very hot. When your genitalia is fully inside of it you give the scooter max revs. When your foreskin is completely burned you pull out and fuck a cat while fisting an 80 year old man with leukemia.

Mike: "Did you see what Paul did to that 80 year old man and his cat?"
Jake: "Yeah well he did fuck his scooter too so I'm pretty sure he is scootacakemiaphile"

by ThatWeirdGuyFromTheInternet November 9, 2017

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Scoot

A scoot is a mixture of weed and tobacco smoked out of a bong

Pack me another greasy scoot

by Jadens a crack head December 19, 2017

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Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot

Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

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Scooter

Lit thing that people like to ride at skateparks with friends

Can u backie on that scooter

by xXAidoAXx January 28, 2018

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scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

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