sausage clit

A vagina with an abnormally large clit. The clit will sometimes resemble a baby penis, or the head of a penis. Women who use steroids generally have a sausage clit

Did you see the porn "One night in china"? That China chick totally had a sausage clit.

by patrico January 8, 2008

sashanan

-He's over 35.
-He spends most his time on the gamefaqs forums.
-He thinks he cool for "spanking" young men.
-He weighs over 300 lbs.
-His girlfriend is a whale
-He's bald
-He has penile errect trouble
-He thinks following ToS is cool
-He unfairly mods people, thus creating himself as a hypocryte.

MessageGuy1: Sash, you're bald! haha!
-5 minutes later-
This message was deleted by a gameFAQs moderator

-Anytime during the next week-
MessageGuy1: I was having trouble on level 6, can you help me?
-5 minutes later-
This message was deleted by a gameFAQs moderator
MessageGuy1: Dude, I was only asking for help.
Shashanan: ;P no you were trolling, now lets have dirty S&M spanking

by Teh Penguin February 11, 2005

not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005

sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

by shmools May 28, 2007

Sasha Boy

Sasha's are usually adorable and cute. He probly is really serious about the sport he plays and only wears that type of bottoms (like, if he plays soccer, he wears soccer pants, if he plays basket ball, he wears basket ball shorts etc.). He wears around 3 or 4 sweatshirts and owns 2 pairs of shoes. Sasha's usually have jokes that revolve around bad voice impressions that is making fun of others' but sometimes its just what you need to cheer you up. He is normally just friends with girls but thinks most of them have crushes on them.

girl 1: Is that Sasha Boy?
girl 2: Yeah, hes wearing soccer pants...again.
Girl 1: well its cause he's so serious about soccer, we should go hang out with him... hes cool
girl 2: nooooo he thinks i have a crush on him...
girl 1: ok then

by Mypseudonymisalreadybeingused November 15, 2013

flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.

man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.

by marc and alex April 5, 2007