Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.
Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.
by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022
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Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
by Skibidi D June 22, 2024
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kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank
by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

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by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017
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