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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Uncle Spank

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!
by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022
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Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
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Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game
Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game
by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021
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Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
by epic man epic words September 9, 2021
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Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.
Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok
by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021
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