Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

Slipe

To slipe - a dog shuffling along the ground on two legs, scraping its arse on the floor to clear blocked anal glands. The equivalent of a good human scratch, usually caused after too much rich food.

Someone stop Rover quickly, he's about to slipe all over the priceless Persian carpet!

by Tristram Smith April 4, 2016

Slipaspoon

A term used to describe a seedy person with a habit of committing bad deeds with spoons.

Did you hear about Tammy's new boyfriend? He's a massive Slipaspoon

by Marbecheeeny August 22, 2016

slip-cat

When the dick misses the vaginal entrance during sexual intercorse

I completely slip-catted last night with Ashley, went into the back door instead

by Mickey John November 16, 2016

slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her

Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard

by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016

sliping

Off your game not on top of shit.

Boy you sliping you know you can't leave your shit out like that in the trap.

by Srphire December 19, 2016

slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017