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smurf

can I score some smurfs for the rave?
by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008
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Smurf cat

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by nummyskully October 2, 2023
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Smurfing

Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 25, 2018
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Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
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Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
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smurf

by Wawie October 20, 2012
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Smurf

Seahag
Smurf is a seahag
by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022
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