Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Smurf

A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

Smurf

Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!

GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.

by ExMachina July 20, 2014

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018