classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

Smash Box

To go hard at the terrain park, ie: boxes and rails while skiing or snowboarding.

Whoa did you see that guy smash box?

by Ibanthor May 2, 2010

Smash Talk

To talk trash while playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Mike was talkin some mad Smash talk the other day

by Jake Infusino April 28, 2008

pumpkin smashing

When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.

"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.

by duroSIG556R November 1, 2013

bitch smash

A fight between two drunken whores that ends in one of them owning the other, normally a firm bitch slap to the face

Lindsay Lohan: I just like bitch smashed Hilton..in front of the..papa..razzi. (Falls to the floor and vomits)

by Captain Epilepsy April 8, 2008