slam&jkacle

fucking amazing group of friends, their extremly hot and everybody loves them and looks up to them,
of course

"dudeeeee they were so slam&jkacle it blows my mind!"
"i want to suck slam&jkacle's slam&jcockle babbby"

by chuuknow January 27, 2008

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

Slamkanversation

Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.

I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.

Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worst kind.

Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.

by Sloppy Sal December 21, 2009

slackin' and jackin'

Generally goofing off when work needs to be completed also implying that one jerks it during working hours.

tha boss: where are all the junior workers at?

shift manager: I'm not certain but I'll bet they're slackin' and jackin' in the janitor's closet or bathroom.

by cats pajamaz July 8, 2010

SLAG WAGON

A vehicle that is so frequently used for sex, that the interior is walled with semen.

Kate Upton is usually found in Drew's slag wagon.

by guy wacking to kate upton June 18, 2011

slapappy

when usually ethnic women feel the need to yell and clap their hand and slap themselves when they are excited

there are a lot of slapappy people at the wendy williams show

by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012