Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt
I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries
by Slimdaddy November 09, 2020
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Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
Oh no, the toilet seat has a terd on it!
by Soapy hands February 08, 2022
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Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face
I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face
by DeeperMeaning May 28, 2022
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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
Yo i just did an Ass Seat
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023
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baby seat

It is a seat made for babies in a car
A luxurious baby seat
by Peter7029 January 15, 2012
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cream seat interior

the act of a male ejaculating in a females asshole
"Damn i heard Jacob gave Kaitlin a cream seat interior"
by creamseatinterior May 23, 2017
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