beauty salon

brothel

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Poop Salon

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021

Dirty Salman

Filling every hole with marshmallows and running around the ER naked yelling that you want to be pregnant.

There is no coming back from a Dirty Salman.

by Queen Ash June 29, 2021

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Lazuli Saloon

A stool closet. A dump hole. A poo room.

Could you point me to the closest lazuli saloon? I’ve gotta make a deposit at the poo bank and i’m starting to turtle head.

by Bigbetsy1973 May 1, 2022