road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

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Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020

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road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

by Earthmamma January 28, 2016

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road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

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Road Atlas

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.

After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in

by GrontleGums October 9, 2023

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