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jim-pam relationship

A fliratious relationshp between two "friends" in the workplace.
I'm thinking of getting a Jim-Pam relationship going with that cute new girl in marketing.
by Shrute Farms March 1, 2010
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Dominant submissive relationship

A relationship between a Dominant and his/her submissive that is built on trust, respect, communication, honesty, and great sex. An unbreakable bond.
They’ve been in a Dominant submissive relationship for 12 years.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
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relativity

The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
by Joe Shizzle April 12, 2005
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Relationship Goals

A flipagram on social media that shows two hoodrats holding each other's crotches and flaunting around drug money saying they want matching Bentley's and Jordan's with sayings like "When bae becomes wife" with a Chris Brown song playing in the background.
OMG bae! Kim and Kanye are relationship goals fr fr!
by ctrey97 April 9, 2015
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open relationship

1. Usually a long-distance relationship where the couple still want to be together, but one or both of them also wants to see other people. Occasionally used to test their partner. Sometimes causes heartbreak, especially when:

A: One person falls for the new person they hooked up with and falls out of love with their long distance partner.
or
B: When the person in the long distance relationship didn't tell the new person that he/she was already in a long distance relationship before dating said person, i.e cheating.

2. A polyamorous relationship.
1. Girl: "Okay, we gotta talk. I really do love you, and I wanna stay together, but I'm in college now and 100 miles away from you. I still love you, but I want to meet other people while I'm in there. So, let's make this an open relationship, okay?

Guy:...Sure.

A: Guy: Ugh, I can't believe I agreed to an open relationship, now she left me for some player!

B: Girl#1: "Man, I can't believe that he actually dumped me for this chick in college!"

Girl#2: "Ouch. Didn't you know? He is in an open relationship with her."

2. Girl#1: I heard that Jack is in an open relationship, isn't that crazy?! He walks around holding two girls hands like he owns them!
Girl#2: Well, hey. At least he's not cheating on them.
by Lily101 March 13, 2009
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Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.
Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.
by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008
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