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queef jar

Noun

A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
by JoannesToe December 21, 2020
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amplified queef

when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.
man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.
by grant foster November 9, 2011
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Beaf queef

When you shove a dick in beafs butthole and he farts
God damb that bitch was beaf queefing all night
by Kakanati1 December 21, 2021
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queef bubble

when a girl puts dish soap in her vagina so that she can queef out bubbles.
Melanie: Amy that doesnt go there
Amy: yeah but look what i can do!!!
Melanie: OMGGGG! is that a queef bubble?
Amy: WHY YES IT IS!!
by cf13796 March 25, 2010
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beer queef

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007
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queet or queef

The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs.
by Thuganomics 101 March 13, 2004
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Chief Queef

The leader producer of queefs. Each queef that Chief Queef expels is a work of art and if you are blessed enough to witness one of these queefs, you are guaranteed access to Heaven.
by Succulent_buthay3939 November 26, 2021
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