queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

queef doctor by birdman May 23, 2004

queef toaster 

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

queef toaster by D nards September 5, 2011

queef fountain 

When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!

1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed

2) In history i had a queef and it turned out it was a queef fountain

3) If you ever run out of water (ex. mexico) find your local queef fountain.

queef fountain by Harpo shqueefer November 18, 2006

Queef Mouth 

Insult used to shut someone up when they are being stupid.

Another way to say "douche bag"

Jim wouldn't stop talking about planking yesterday. He is such a queef mouth.

Queef Mouth by mzsparxxx July 20, 2011

queef fucked 

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

queef fucked by tom April 25, 2003

queef muffin 

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

queef muffin by ur mom April 7, 2005

queef magnet 

The amricans way of calling a person a wanker

that dudes a fucking queef magnet.

queef magnet by Alex Barra February 22, 2011