puerka

A mexican way to tell a woman that is prety in a sexual way

Saca las ubres pinche puerca

Tu madre es bien puerka

by El asado June 10, 2017

puerxican

A puerto rican with a big desire to become Mexican

He is boricua but doesn't like plantain, the only thing that he wants to eat now is frijoles charros, he is a puerxican

by Chuck 17 July 13, 2017

Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.

I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.

by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017

Pueraphillia

A sexual and/or romantic attraction to children under the legal age of consent/age of adulthood (depending on the location).

This includes babies, toddlers, pre-pubescent children, and/or teens/children going through puberty.

Not to be confused with Pedophilia

I caught John fapping to pueraphillia porn.

I think my uncle is a pueraphile.

by AxelGhost August 31, 2017

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

puberty fairy

A heavily fanatic Star Wars fan that loves a good spanking from time to time (thicc). Often confuses a century for a millennium.

Oh don't worry, he's just another puberty fairy.

by Zoggy White April 21, 2018

puberted

When someone is in the process of puberty.

“He looks a lot older.”
“Yeah that’s because he puberted.”

by izzi0908 January 2, 2018