Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.

Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...

by Rick Cashmere June 3, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Puerto-Kranian

Someone who is half Puerto Rican and half Ukrainian. Very exotic mix and very rare.

OMG! Did you know Dan is Puerto-Kranian?

by PuertoRicanDaddy June 28, 2016

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

Paleroni

A paleroni is a person or thing that is usually annoying but somewhat attractive it is a mixture of a few things mainly it it used as an insult but it means someone can be abnormal or a nonce but then can also be lovely and gorgeous

That person is a paleroni

by Paige parkin February 27, 2017

Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.

"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017