private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

Private Pound

A private all girls school with mostly "dogs" that look like/have been from a pound.

"That school is a private pound man, there all dogs"

"That rot bitch is from the pound!"

by Shaw but nah May 19, 2009

private school problems

Problems only faced by private schoolers

Friend: hey can you lend me a fiver for lunch
Me: sorry i only carry fiftys
Friend: haha private school problems

by shligoboyzz June 2, 2016

Private

Private is a short and chubby penguin from Madagascar movies and TV series. He is also kinda adorable.

Kowalski: Private, get over here now and make me smile.

by IAmALegend19 April 19, 2020

privtwt

A group of people with accounts dedicated to being private, most used to vent, some just to be separated from what is known as 'maintwt' the accounts mostly have close friends on them, which are also private accounts

Person 1: Hey, are you on privtwt?
Person 2: Yes I am! Go and request me, @____
Person 1: I will :)

by Dreamhangout August 14, 2021

Privacy error

what shows up when you search urban dictionary in school trying to cheat your wifi

rob: i trieds searching urban dictionary in school but didnt work... aha! *changes wifi* now ill search it! laptop: Privacy error. rob: come on!

by poipeoplepersone February 10, 2022

private past relationship

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.

i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022