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HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.
Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.
by duyen2 June 27, 2009
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Posies

Girls who pretend they're something they are not.
Those girls are posies. They only pretend to like metal because their boyfriends are in metal bands.
by MOOSERS October 12, 2009
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Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."
by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008
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Pizza position

1. Male (usually) orders pizza (uncut) when girl offers to have sex, during sex, gets up, pays for pizza and procedes to roll pizza and shove it up females ass
Female: Wanna have sex?
Male: Sure, let me order the pizza?
F: Why?

M: PIZZA POSITION BITCH!
by thatoneguywhosawesome June 28, 2010
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rapal position

The postion you assume while being raped. Desiged to make the experience of being raped easier and more enjoyable. Similar to the fetal position when attacked by a bear.
Nathan, cleverly assumed the rapal position while Adam was raping him, making it less of a struggle and therefor better for the both of them.
by snickeldiddle916 May 24, 2010
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Polly Positive

When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.
Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.
by SebastionATX April 27, 2006
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positive youth

They are the assholes in the "scene" who make everything political, they are the crazy preaching anarchists, the people who sit on street corners picketing {insert random cause here}, they judge everyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do, a few years ago one would go to a show and see a bunch of happy people drinking beers as one group, rebelling against laws which we all knew sucked, now all you see is people huddled in groups talking about either how punk they are because they bought a punk book or have a few patches, or they are bitching about the other groups because they aren't "punk enough", its a growing trend that seems to be going hand in hand with the straightedge movement and its really sad especially because the majority of the people in it don't understand what anarchy is, as they return to their family estates, they are also the people who take offense in mosh pits and have recently taken it upon themselves to outlaw them at shows, when you see a "workshop" posted on your hometown's punk event boards, its the positive youth
Person 1: Yo I just got yelled at for drinking a beer!

Person 2: No way, this is a punk show, nobody gives a fuck...

Positive Kid: Yo guys that's really not cool, you're wrecking the positive attitude of the group here. It's people like you that make it so we can't change the world for the better. Respect the space.

Person 1: These new positive youth kids suck...what is he like 14?!
by AzraelPunxxx March 1, 2010
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