competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014

Sad Porn

Media (photos, videos, poetry) found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is no sexual theme, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it.

Person 1: Hey, you need to see this video of a new father singing to his dying newborn baby, it's so depressing! I cried for hours!

Person 2: No way, I don't need to get off on sad porn right now... My own life is sad enough.

by Brendogfox September 5, 2016

Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

Straight porn

A type of porn that involves sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.The porn is titled "straight" porn simply because of that aspect.

Straight porn is pretty homo erotic,especially when there is more than one man involved.Straight porn is pretty much subtle bisexual porn.

Gay porn is the best porn ever.

straight porn is kinda homo erotic dude.

by goodlookinguy January 18, 2011

Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

porn shui

When you rearrange all the furniture in the room so no one can see whats on the computer screen.

The porn shui of my bedroom allows me to download Naughty Nurses 7 while talking to my father.

by Kyle West April 21, 2008

porn rat

Someone who looks at alot of free porn pictures, copies and pastes the pictures, and then never goes back and looks at them. Instead they just look at more porn and repeat the process. Taken from Pack Rat.

"I'm a porn rat. I ran out of memory on my computer because I have 1,674 pictures of free porn that I never look at."

by Jim E. Junk March 24, 2006