Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.

by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015

Poochalytics

An complex and elite fantasy football computation involving an uncanny intuition for players, a colossal knowledge of the game, and a swag that can't be tamed.

Joe used poochalytics to consistently make his friends sad on Sundays.

by Poochiewallie October 17, 2016

pooh bea

Pooh Bea is a one of a kind peson that you won't find any where else it is Very Rare if you find one so you should charish him/her, and also has a very large penis. And are also known to be on the some what abnormal side ,and have a very good passion for violence.

Damn Pooh Bea stop stabbing that guys grandmother

by Beth Mackworthy March 14, 2017

poochin

Just hanging out

while I'm at work all my friends are just poochin

by JackAttack5 March 22, 2017

Poohauhau

A cross between a Poodle and Chihauhau.
It looks like a chihauhau with poodle hair.
Often shit and annoying

That bastard has a poohauhau

by Poohau June 2, 2017

Poochies

A poochie is someone that you can closely rely on, it's what you call your best friends, if you are feeling creative try adding chackens at the end of it, especially if your friends are country poochies. Anyone you're close with can be a poochie, but some pooches can be more pooch than other poochies

Hey my best poochies pants that chackens are coming

by Xxxesquigi June 5, 2017

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017