Sagnock police

In charge of writing tickets to aby and bad people
The sagnock police wrote a ticket and she did not attend saggy court
by sagnock police February 09, 2017
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spider rope police

Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas
by Du Kidd April 28, 2023
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Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023
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Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.
Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.
by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023
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Murder police

Homecide Detective
I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police
by AlilADwillDoYa February 02, 2016
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MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.
Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me
by God If He Was Straight August 31, 2022
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