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Pizza Swole

Someone who works out but does not eat healthy resulting in undefined muscle mass in the abdominal and upper body.
You eat like shit that's why you're pizza swole.
by Baykahman November 9, 2015
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Pizza orgy

An orgy in which all participants are given pizza either before, after, or during an orgy. Said pizza can be the reward for participating, or as incentive to participate. Can be straight, bi or homosexual orgy.
"Hey Jim, wanna come over to my place tonight? My wife and I are having a pizza orgy."
by pizzaavanger567 September 2, 2017
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Apology Pizza

A pizza that has been delivered to you surprisingly, out of the blue, as a delicious subtle apology for a previous quarrel with a friend or loved one.
Person 1: "I'm sorry we had that huge argument about that crap I can't remember now."

Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."

Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.

Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"

Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
by Ziposaurus May 10, 2016
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Happy's Pizza

Happy's Pizza lost they mind! 5 great deals for $9.99! Get the Jumbo Shrimp, hand battered dip, or the Happy Wings, great with anything! Get some rib tips, or a slab of ribs, or some pizza! What's it gonna cost us, kid? $9.99, $9.99, at Happy's Pizza for a limited time!
Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!
by chimken_nunget September 7, 2019
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Cashew Pizza

Cashew Pizza

It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.

There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
I will ritualistically sacrifice my soul for THE chance to be a member of the Cashew Pizza cult.
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pizza slut

A person who often enjoys having large meals of pizza, but feels dirty about afterwards. Indicated by breadcrumbs and oily tomato stains on shirt and lap.
Person 1: yo look at that pizza slut right there
Person 2: damn she got breadcrumbs all over her shirt and lap
by salsiccia November 12, 2022
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pizza steve

A douchbag slice of pizza that lives in an RV and mkes fun of some green nerd called mr gus
Pizza steve is a huge duche
by Hotty mchot August 16, 2017
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