Photogenic

A compact way of saying "you're fugly in reality, but darn in pictures you look good!"

Daft #1: you're so photogenic man!
Daft #2: asshole!

by youngstudd January 22, 2011

Photoshop

Fake, Augmented, Not Real.

I thought I was feeling that shorty's breast till I noticed they were photoshop.

by Lightsinstuff June 9, 2009

Blog Photo Smearing

Blog Photo Smearing is when one web site steals a photo from another and then ruins the photo by putting their web address all over the image. Since the Smearing web site never took the original photo, nor did they pay for it; they have no ownership rights over the photo. But by smearing the photo with their web address; they then make it seem like they were the first ones to post the image online. The biggest problem with smearing is that many people use these photos to make custom Wallpaper for Computers and Cell Phones. So when several different web sites steal the same photo and smear it, that photo is then made useless for Wallpaper. The second biggest problem with this is each web site resizes the photo to fit their own personal needs. This then causes quality issues, because each site is showing a different Scaled-Up or Scaled-Down version of the same photo. Even worse, some Celebrity bloggers like Perez Hilton steal photos and then smear them with completely unfunny and completely useless comments. Making Wallpaper creation impossible. Examples of this can be seen by visiting any of the Celebrity Image Blog web sites.

How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!

by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

Photo Snipe

The act of sneaking up behind an otherwise very nice/cute/awesome photo, pulling a face and getting away undetected.

Prima: "Dude, I would have got an awesome picture of two chicks making out on the dancefloor, but some douche totally photo sniped it!'
Secunda: "Ah, the photo sniper: moves like a fox, acts like an idiot."

by Amrom February 18, 2009

Photogenticity

Authentically photogenic.

My budz thought I was dishin' BS when I claimed to have made the cut as a male hair model. The bitchin' webmistress editor of the mag posted my shoot on the site validating my photogenticity.

by Chezwick February 15, 2006

photo chatting

the act of chatting with someone with only photos; which are occasionally accompanied by sound. this can be done in person or through mediums such as the internet. it is usually considered to be a low upperclass technology because video chatting is ranked higher. because of this lower mentality it has a cult following which is consistent with the radio followers.

Oh, dear. You got here just a second too late. Melanie was here only a moment ago, I had been photo chatting with her.

by Lars Sven April 1, 2008

photoorgy

A photoshoot with extensive modeling and posing usually involving two or more people but can be a single fantabulous person.

"I was hired to take pics of RayBob whom I was expecting to be a nerd, but little did I know it turned out to be a photoorgy of fabulous pics of Raven, the most fantabulous drag queen in the world!"

by Kalina May 20, 2008