philedelphia

another word for semen

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear

by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009

Pipe Wrench

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.

Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"

by Skimask619 January 16, 2010

phippsed

Entering an intellectually powerful conversation and completely ruining all trains of thought with idiocy.

Example:

Guy 1: The way Dickinson constructs her stanzas are rather eloquent.
Guy 2: Her slant rhyme schemes were brilliant for their time!
Guy 3: Poetry is fucking gay.
Guys 1 and 2: We just got phippsed.

by J- Ohn S March 4, 2012

Pipe Daddy

One who fabricates the pipe to the vagina in a intimate and pleasant demeanor, proclaiming him the father of which this occurs.

The "Pipe Daddy" can also administer the pipe to the mouth, face, hair, neck, stomach, pelvis, and anus upon request.

lady - "That feels so good in me pipe daddy".

by Dre5000 December 15, 2017

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.

Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

by Max Hard Core November 15, 2010

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019