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of pandas and people 

Retarded creationist/intelligent design textbook in which empirical science is utterly discarded in favor of supernatural explanations, Goddidit idiocy, and other bullshit. This book is supported by creationist dumbfucks who have been know to deny Galileo's heliocentric model.
Creationist Retard: Hey, have you read Of Pandas and People?
Joel: Yeah. My IQ dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and I am now homeless. Thanks, Creationist Retard!

black people time 

A slower version of time that is used when black people travel.
Darella: Ill be there in five minutes.

Ta'shanae: In regular time, or black people time?

Polar Pop People 

A group of people who are obsessed with the 69 cent drink item at Circle K. Polar Pop People (or PPP) are characterized by hyperactivity, addiction and diabetes, they travel in groups and are rarely seen alone.
Reporter: Tell me what you think about Polar Pops.

Katie: WE ARE POLAR POP PEOPLE! (bites reporter in neck)
Polar Pop People by SIISBalls April 1, 2010

dont put people on here dumbshits 

no one wants to know about your gay friends on a fucking dictionary.
teeheehee jim- a hot stud at my school ..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING CRUSTY ASSHOLE YOU DUMB CUNT STAIN

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

Basketball People 

A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.
Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.