Sour Patch Kid

If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.

I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid

by austin rinahldi March 6, 2009

Patch Of Crazy

A patch of crazy refures to a pussy/(vigina for nerds) and idiots like to think its just a piece of writing and make fun of that not knowing what it is

Ben Bruce has 50 Patch Of Crazy even thou he is a boy.

by Alex W. December 24, 2008

happy patch

a girls front bum fanny

i went down on her happy patch

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Hag Patch

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.
Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.

"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"

by Dann The Man September 20, 2006

whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

punkin patch

a person who has alotta hair on thier body

Dang that chick is a straight up punkin patch

by Shaia T January 6, 2008

Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.

That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.

by sports turtle February 28, 2011