the 69 paradox

the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.

the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.

by boi_genius December 20, 2017

Paridhi

A 3 headed pirate that thinks everyone in the world should go bald

Hairdresser: What haircut do you want
Kid: Bald coz Paridhis here

by John glat March 30, 2019

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

cheeseburger in paradise

A restaurant slowly making it up in the North. Its owned by OSI Restaurants with a partial ownership of Jimmy Buffet. It has live entertainment and its supposed to put you in paradise which it doesnt at all. The food is good but can be pricey! $3.75 for a milkshake! Fuck that! The management who runs it are retarded and dont know how to manage a restaurant at all.

You can be 19 and become a manager within 3 months after opening.

The cheeseburger in paradise is good but management sucks at their job.

by Donnie xzibit 2 November 21, 2006

Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.

Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.

by BFinjected September 4, 2005

Anal Fhloston Paradise

The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.

When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.

You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.

by Mills Mom's Muffins April 19, 2008

Pacide

a racist 17 year old playing roblox gang games, and saying goofy shit like 'chewed, ate,slay'

''yo pacide got banned again'' ''W''-

by blackmonke April 20, 2022