paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Paper Stain

A dung stain left on toilet paper. (The toilet paper is not removed from main roll.) Originated in Indiana. Can be used as a discriminating name towards someone or as a verb.

Example #1: "Did you know Tommy paper stains, and thinks its funny?"

Example #2: Alex: "Dave is such a paper stain." Brianna: "I know, he's disgusting."

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

Pacerhead

A nickname given to a dude who travels around that country by land, sea, and air almost 7 days a week. He is a pacesetter. He is always looking to have a good time, and he does so while being a real go-getter for the company. He will have nothing hold him back. Pacerhead is a real smartypants or at least he thinks he is which is why 'head' is in the name. He is driven by a power to be exceptional. He can hold his cocktails for an ultra long time until a certain point. After that its blackout city for the hard working Pacerhead. A Pacerhead enjoys eating out at a fine pizza joint preferably with sports games on giant hdtv's. When a Pacerhead does get home he always enjoys a good sandwich with all the meats and spices of which you could think. And he is real smooth with all the beautiful ladies. A Pacerhead enjoys dive pubs and billiard halls.

Hey yo Pacerhead yawntsome grub? I got a beer for you too. What's it been a month since you had a day off? Damn Pacey, you gotta get out of that rat race, relax a bit. Take a load off, ya know what i mean?

Awww look, Pacepoo's in love. Oh isn't that awesome for that Pacer.

Look at that Pace McFacer go!!! Oh wow, that boys a grade a hot shot go getter. Someday he's gonna be ole' El Presidento if he keeps on kickin' the competitions shins in like this!

by killagreen June 22, 2011

Paderborned

To lose a bet after picking the "sure winner" or "lock" pick.

Man, we really got paderborned on that soccer game! How could they lose!?

by PappaGeezy August 22, 2011

page raped

when the kid in front of you gets so bored, they go flip shit crazy, turn around and draw on your paper until you get an F.

Kid 1 : *sitting quietly doing work*

Kid 2: *turns around and draws all over kid 1's paper with pen.

Kid 1: " DUDE wtf!?!?!"

Teacher: *grabs paper and puts F on it*

Kid 3: Bro, you just got page raped.

by Nomnomnomimgonnaeatu September 10, 2011

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017