i packed her fudge

the act of shoving your dick into a girls asshole so hard that she gets constipated

"yo man i packed her fudge last night"

by cccccclooooo June 27, 2016

Cracker Packer

A type of homosexual male that only has sex with other white males.

John doesn't like doing it with black guys. He's not racist, he's just a cracker packer.

by Ninja-Shocker May 17, 2010

tuna pocket

the severely unkempt genitalia of a woman who lacks both hygiene and common sense. her "free spirit" causes her pubic hair to act as a strainer (think pasta), catching anything and everything it comes into contact with. as it gathers debris, it emits a lethal stench, much like that of rotten fish. it can also be referred to as a "clam lip"

for those of you that found that hard to follow, it's just a dirty vagina that smells really really bad.

"dude, that woman smells. she must have one helluva tuna pocket"

by My friggin' Name July 12, 2006

Pocket Rocket

A boner

“Oh Tyler over there has a pocket rocket”

by Uhhhwtf April 19, 2018

Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.

I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.

by D a n December 16, 2007

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018