pleaseread

Requested reading material

You'll find the pleaseread an absolute pleasure to read.

by Hercolena Oliver March 4, 2009

Pleasegusted

To be happy about something yet the situation still revolts you.

Guy 1- "Hey man, (insert name here) is off her period, so I can finally bang her again!"
Guy 2- "I'm pleasegusted for you"

by LBG1005 June 29, 2011

peaseblossom

sex position in which the man sits on a bidet and the woman sits on top of him and receives anal sex.

Dude, me and Tracy totally peaseblossomed all night in the hotel room! It was epic!

by Pooh-Bay November 25, 2011

please level

The end result of inputting the words "one please is plenty" in to google translate and translating it several times e.g. English-yoruba-spanish-bulgarian-English. We believe this to be a prophecy from the great professor oak. a.k.a the Banbarian Druglord. The definition is written in the wind.

Me: what is the meaning of life.
wind: please level.
me: Woogie

Please level.
what.
exactly.

by nemesis101xo June 4, 2015

Peeased

You're a guy. You're with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table fuckin' chillin' until some hottt ass chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. Everything's going fuckin' great and you're sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. "Can you take me to the restroom? ;)" She's trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don't have to wear a condom. You got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you're making eye contact with that cunt. You know she's ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid shit like that, but then, suddenly, A RIVER OF PISS JUST STARTS FUCKING FLOWING OUT OF HER. You hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of fucking go down the drain with her piss. She dips like the complete tease she is knowing damn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed ass there with balls as blue as the bathroom tiles. You walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the shit out of you because your bitch ass got peeased.

"Shiiii bruh, ma nigga Anders was fa sho he was gon' git pleased, but that po' nigga got his ass peeased!"
Soltuon tease teased PT flirt flirtacious Jesus H. Christ Jesus Our Lord and Savior Adolf "Right Idea" Hitler Nigger Nigga Anders

by QueefEater696969 June 22, 2016

please click "add it"

make sure this definition gets voted in, please and thanks. :))

please click "add it" or I will CRY ME A RIVER (that was a Justin timberlake song reference) (( I'm old)) ((( jk I'm actually not old, got you)))

by ineedatish April 9, 2017

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018