Pick me ass bitch

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others

"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"

by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018

cotton picker

A Black person. A reference to Africans, used as slave-labor, picking cotton on Southern United States plantations prior to the American Civil War (1861 - 1865).

No damn cotton picker's gonna date my daughter.

by Colonel Kernel March 6, 2008

cherry picker

In sports, someone who prefers to take only easy shots. Mildly disparaging.
A common example comes from basketball, in which a "cherry picker" is a person who favors short shots, but especially a person who sits in the back court by the basket waiting for an outlet pass on a change of possession, enabling them to score easily before any defenders can reach them.
The origins of this term may come from the notion of "cherry picking" as attempting, or picking, only those things that are easily obtained, or only what suits your taste best, as a cherry might.

That punk can't ball for nothin'. He just sits back and cherry picks all day.

by osofuchi March 17, 2005

Chicks before Pricks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Equal in meaning. Putting your female friends before your booty calls/bfs/exes etc.

There is also Chicks before Dicks, but this sounds better.

Jannett's Ex bf: Hey Jan, you wanna get together tonight?
Jannett: Hell no, I got a girls night out tonight. Chicks before Pricks.

by Polar57 January 28, 2012

platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Prickle

The fantastic yellow dinosaur/lizard thing from Gumby. That guy was amazing.

"Prickle, of Prickle and Goo, is so God damn fantastic"--Gumby Fan 1
"Dude, I know."--Gumby Fan 2

by Too cool for school and you know it! August 5, 2007

pick at

To persistently &/ or Unneccesaarily find fault with something.

I hate my new boss, he constantly pick at my work and often tells me to do it again, even though there is nothing with it.

by Sushant April 7, 2007