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Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.
I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.
by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019
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post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.
Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro
by notryan0rz August 15, 2018
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post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
by jscult June 2, 2018
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Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
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Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
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Post Toastied

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
by Alain Rae January 12, 2023
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Post popularism

When something or a part of something becomes popular long after the release of the original
The term “where have you been loco” is post popularism because it was only popular long after the release of the movie Twilight.
by CarsonJayLove January 13, 2023
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