Sideline Parent

A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.
My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.

My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..
by Big Al 56 January 17, 2018
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Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious
Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.
by Lesspeople October 09, 2020
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Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent
During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations
by BudLightParent May 04, 2023
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chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
by nosebleedboi January 04, 2018
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My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.
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petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
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Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.
Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 02, 2023
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