by otterpopWolfie April 22, 2021
Get the otterpop mug.A multifunctional piece of furniture that you can use as a footstool, bench, and storage box.
Looks great in your home and it can hide all your random miscellaneous stuff in it, so it's a win win :D
Looks great in your home and it can hide all your random miscellaneous stuff in it, so it's a win win :D
My ottomans are the reasons why my house looks so tidy, without it my entire house would look like a complete mess.
by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie May 16, 2021
Get the Ottoman mug.a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
Get the otter mug.When a beautiful woman from the internet who you've never met before turns up at your house with a bottle of whisky and pegs you.
Pat: I'm pretty sure my night was better than all y'all
Sudi: good poundings?
Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery
Sudi: good poundings?
Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery
by K rang June 12, 2021
Get the Ottery mug.I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox
At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork
Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork
Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
by Mother Nature is a savage June 19, 2021
Get the Ottering mug.The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.
I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!
by Kaye Mack July 18, 2021
Get the Ottawa Hills High School mug.Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.
You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.
Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.
Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.
by CharliePigHamm November 2, 2021
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