The state of mind achieved when your attitude completes the journey from pure optimism to confusion to skepticism to exhaustion to finally exasperation.
John experienced optimisperation after trying to reason through the political maze of the differing sides.
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I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.
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“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”
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Get the Opti-goons mug.Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
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Jack Ryan was optimystic dat his buddy Skip Tyler's mini-sub could help prevent a showdown between America and da U.S.S.R.
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Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
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