number 4

when 2 people take a shit at the same time while holding hands!

dude i gota take a number 2 u commin? we can make it a number 4

by gary shackleford March 18, 2009

1-800-not-a-real-number.com

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.

1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

by kadaeto January 13, 2011

doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 3, 2016

numax

a word used to describe someone when you can't think of anything else

'Oh I total for got my Mums birthday, she's gonna go mad at me'

'You Numax'

by JodieeNmillie October 23, 2008

numb dumb

When you're so numbed by school, work, stress and other life-related difficulties that it's made you a sloth-like shell of your former, quick-witted self.

"Man, I'm so stressed out from school, it's making me numb dumb."

by Ms. Qberta 2 February 18, 2009

number rape

when an undesirable individual takes your phone without asking and acquires your number by calling or texting themselves from your phone. Please remember that this is done without your permission. Sometimes the number rapist will call or text the victim the following day, often implying that the number was given with mutual consent.

Ew, that ugly guy totally number raped me at the game last night.

by mea2012 September 20, 2010

Numbass

Someone who's numb in the brain, closely related to the term "dumbass".

Jennifer: I can't find my keys!
Ella: they're in your hand, numbass.

by Eeboo April 4, 2015