dolphin

It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.

“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”

by Akufiwa-sama April 04, 2022

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Dolphin

Someone who is fucked in the head

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web

by HoonoZiggurat September 09, 2019

Dolphin

When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .

I just turned that nigger into a dolphin

by Ms 13 June 03, 2018

Dolphin

A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.

"Dolphin blocked me again"-Flat earth member
"typical Dolphin"-Flat earth member #2

by william<333333 January 14, 2025

dolphin

he's a hater bitch, generally hating in jades vibe and probably smells like cool ranch doritos (ngl that smells yum) but anyways he's 5'0"

jade: hey guys :)
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original

by jadethebabe February 09, 2022

Dolphin

A relatively hairless, masculine, non-heterosexual male

The Dolphin went to the gym to check the guys out, and everybody saw that he was hairless.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger April 07, 2019