Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

That Kid That Nobody Likes

That kid that nobody can stand. They yell at him and tell him to shut up, but he just doesn't get it. Also, he asks questions that make no damn sense.

Guess who punched that kid in the face - that kid that nobody likes.

by NPDPITFD January 21, 2011

Nobins

Totaly the best human being on earth, All praise him!

Hey look over there in the shadow's, Its...... Nobins!!!!!

by nobins January 16, 2008

nobbed

to have sex

i nobbed her

by Jay See February 23, 2004

nobama

From the Swahili word meaning "one who lies and deceives," (a) To vehemently oppose or object to; (b) An extreme rejection or dispproval.

"Hey, Rashid, man I'se horny. Can I takes your moms upstairs and give her a good banging?"

"NOBAMA! you Mutherfukka!"

by WYNDBRAKER March 22, 2009

Nobody

A Strange Enemy From the game Kingdom Hearts II. Nobodies are the hollow shells left from when a heartless steals a person's heart. If that person had a strong will, they would become a Nobody. Nobodies are essentially pale white creatures that defy belief and become organized. Now if one with an extremely strong will is killed by a heartless, his/her Nobody keeps their original body form, and they command over all the other Nobodies. One Prime example of this is Organization XIII. Nobodies exist in neither Light or Darkness. They are what is in-between. They exist because neither the Light nor Darkness accepts them. The Nobodies live in Nothingness. Since they have no heart, they cannot feel. Nobodies where originally thought to first appear in Kingdom Hearts Chain Of Memories but in Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, an optional battle is with Xemnas, the leader of Organization XIII.

"You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us (Nobody) who teeter on the edge of nothing? We who were turned away by both light and dark - never given a choice?"

-Xemnas, Kingdom Hearts II

by KeybladeMasterXVIII August 21, 2010