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Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.
Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*
by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022
mugGet the Noodle hairmug.

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting
by Afsd June 2, 2015
mugGet the Noodle joustingmug.

Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex
by Fatballs02 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Pure noodlemug.

noodle life

Craziest life ever
by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017
mugGet the noodle lifemug.

Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!
I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!
by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021
mugGet the Ferret Noodlemug.

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.
Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!
by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013
mugGet the Noodle duecingmug.

Oodle Noodle

A younger man, typically a Fuq Boy. Who has NO respect for himself, or his partner. He will stick his dick in anything, and refuses to acknowledge, ir take responsibility..
That Oodle Noodle will put his dick in anything..
by DOM_FADDA May 27, 2023
mugGet the Oodle Noodlemug.

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