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Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex
by Fatballs02 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Pure noodlemug.

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.
Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*
by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022
mugGet the Noodle hairmug.

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting
by Afsd June 2, 2015
mugGet the Noodle joustingmug.

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.
"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."
by Ttoolman July 7, 2021
mugGet the Roofing Noodlesmug.

Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny
by Noodle case August 9, 2010
mugGet the Noodle casemug.

Frontal Noodle

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!
by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018
mugGet the Frontal Noodlemug.

noodle nips

by york Hunt January 25, 2014
mugGet the noodle nipsmug.

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