the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the anus then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip.
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Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.
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