puffy muffin

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips

person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.

by m_i_c_a_e_l January 15, 2008

Aw Muffin

Obvious fake sympathy for someone whos problems you don't care about.

Friend is upset about something you don't care about

Friend:....and then my mom said I couldn't get a turtle and name it Kendra!!!!
You: Aaaaaaaaw muffin

by Da_Bomb is so cool like March 1, 2011

yarg muffins

The snowish heirs to the universe. They are packed with steroids and invisible bacon cheddar bits. Constantly snowing, never suspended and always delcicious when hungersy, plus seven.

-GIMME THE YARG MUFFINS!
-No! Im hungersy and they are delcicious, dont make me pwn you, noobie.

by Alex Pet. May 3, 2005

ass muffin

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

by Megdolly December 10, 2008

Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009

Wank Muffin

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 3, 2003

secks muffin

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread

"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."

by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006