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Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."
by RAW84 April 22, 2006
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monson strong

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.
A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!
by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013
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Monachopsis

n. the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place, as maladapted to your surroundings as a seal on a beach.
Monachopsis —lumbering, clumsy, easily distracted, huddled in the company of other misfits, unable to recognize the ambient roar of your intended habitat, in which you’d be fluidly, brilliantly, effortlessly at home.
by Shrubatee June 29, 2015
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mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.
He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.
by pathgirl February 21, 2009
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monxx

Never shows up to any show. Makes lobsters cry. 10/10 don’t reccomend.
Yeah he monxx’ed out and didn’t show up to his own show.
by scumbox September 30, 2018
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monke

monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull
i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die
by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021
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monksterbate

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.
Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.
by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007
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