Megan

megans are super super stubborn but awesome and the best people ever in heart.

"megan is super awesome dude!"

by bleh17 November 6, 2012

Megan

Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.

Don't be a MEGAN!

by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015

Megan

Bitch ugly hoe

She is a totally megan

by Danced December 13, 2016

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Megan

She kills animals and hates water. Likes toilets a lot. Her lucky number is 00000000

Megan doesn't like Christina's booty

by AFish July 24, 2016

Megan

An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.

"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."

by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 28, 2013

Megan

Girl who is too bloody stubborn.Knows way too much random shit seems like a bitch but probably the best person in the fucking world that and has a banging body but also pretty promiscuous. Acts like satans daughter when pissed but when she happpy fucking worldclass friend. Fucking keeper

She's a Megan 10/10

by Sorcerer April 18, 2018