semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 07, 2020
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Maxxed out

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.
Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.
by ISayTheNWord June 04, 2023
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max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!
by bassproshop May 31, 2015
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Max Weinberg

1)one of the coolest drummers ever, for the Max weinberg 7
Max Weinberg plays very well
by Stephanie April 14, 2004
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tucker max

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.
Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.
by TuckerMaxisFake October 05, 2006
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Max fennel

A big black kid with a 12 in dick and a 16 incher when he is hard
ROb said MAx's dick looks like a black annaconda
by Ty November 17, 2004
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max 300

A song from Konami's Dance Dance Revolution series only available on 6th mix and up. It features unbelievable requirements of speed, stamina, and coordination to merely pass with a grade of D. It's voltage and stream are (literally) off the charts. And the feeling that the song gives you can be summed up with the main theme of the background, painful spiked metal balls, as if they're digging into your ankles and legs.
"Jeff..........why are you so happy?"
"I PASSED MAX 300"
"........WTF?!? HOW?!??!?!?!!!????"
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