douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

Sega Master System II

The second version of the Sega Master System. It had games like alex the kid, my hero, sonic and other great games. It also had a slot where you could put a thin card version of a game permenetly into it, so you could play that perticular game when no cartridge was inserted in the slot. It was proberly the least heard about system, at least from my perspective anyway.

guy 1: Hey I've got a sega mega drive.
guy 2: awesome, i've got a sega master system II.
guy1: ?

by .............................. April 22, 2006

Cincinnati Mascara

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.

Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.

by Assrael February 6, 2009

Pokemon Master

The best of real life pokemon trainers. They host tournaments in their garages to find worthy opponents. 'Pokemon' they use include 'dogs' and 'chickens'

Michael Vick is a true pokemon master!

by gobrin January 21, 2010

master dick slinger

a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard

jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs

by tjje4ever November 6, 2010

jam master j

one who is possible the best jammer around and will often be asked wow can i be more like you jam master j but this boy only rides with real bitches

well ollie payne is the original jam master j and he has been known to give many a girl pleasure

by a fit girl January 11, 2005

Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008